“I saw Kate Upton at a Waffle-house once. She would have given me her number but I didn’t ask for it because I wanted to get the phone numbers from the cooks.”
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Truths
To Serve Man... Poorly.
After he hit’s refresh and finds out that he was not actually first and is getting downvoted to hell, he’ll complain about haters and bullies.
“It’s a tan you idiot!”
“My Tumorous Sons” could be the name of their next reality show.
Dolt 45 only knows his kids by the adjectives he associates with them:
A pox on both your nostrils!
Is it possible to bankrupt a nonprofit? I can't wait to find out.
Can a woman be called a “Salty Asshole” or is that phrase reserved for men?
At what point does Dimensional Chess become Dementia Checkers?
Sacrifice? Do tell!
Monday: Announce massive government crackdown on immigrants
The Consumer Reports fun police are legion.
From the Harvard admissions questionnaire:
He yells at people for coughing and fires them for giving him bad news, so I am willing to bet that he has threatened her and her parents with deportation at the slightest annoyance.
From the Harvard admissions questionnaire:
Can this man not be a fucking creep for one damn minute?
It’s because she lives with the biggest bully in the world.
I want some jaded intern to leak ALL hours of him ranting about how shitty the White House is, him getting lost in the Rose Garden, screaming at Melania because she changed the channel and hid the remote...