Put his name on it and have it host a beauty pageant. 

“I need to replace this with an escalator!”

If American immigrants (all of us)  had a motto it would be “We got ours, fuck the rest of you losers” and it would be illustrated by a guy pulling up a ladder while people are trying climb up it.

“The Deepstate is trying to run the country and needs to be stopped!

You just won Kinja. 

National Parents Organization

“Kasia Redesiuk, what does this game need?”

If there was one thing I would expect from a dude that calls himself “Dr. Disrespect” it would be him doing something like this.

It’s Tuesday and you know what that means:

Yes aides, please keep combining high blood pressure, gravy, grease and stimulants with anger.

With fans like that, it will always be a toilet. 

itchy-tasty is just defending his uncle because he doesn’t want him to loose his seats.

“I’ll gladly sopena you Tuesday for a contempt you did today”

So “socialist commie” Beto O’Rourke paid his bill but this titan of capitalism can't be bothered to do the same?

Thats the paper it's printed on 

Whos running with the “Burning new bridges before they are actually built while the old bridge is still smoldering” strategy?

Why would he scrap an established agreement (NAFTA) and piss people off BEFORE you sign it’s replacement?

I bet it'll taste a lot like Spam

“M.E. Johnson (of course)...”