And not a damn thing will happen to him or anyone else in this sham of a government.

I need a towel. 

“A very high percentage of the people who have played for her and who love her are African-American women.”

Hellcat Abarth all things!

It took them 5 years to sell one year’s worth of manufacturing.

23 and meh

Yeah, it’s not like they knew that was the place that the rich guys liked to get handjobs and just set up shop hopping to catch him... he wasnt targeted, he was caught

It’s some weird version of capitalism where the companies are the ones saving money competing with each other and literally zero of those savings are being enjoyed by the consumers.

Low engry and anti-gravity might get him more votes in Trumplandia

Nah, he inflicts suffering on innocents by writing the rules. That would make him Lawful Evil thru and thru

Our blue haired Congress members aren't much different.

“Donald Trump maaaaaybe is in the early stages of dementia, which, it should be said, is a truly awful disease.”

If he’d been drafted by the Mets he’d be out of the league with a peg leg and a glass eye.

My grandmother would get on a conversation loop. At first it took about 45 minutes for her to restart the “You know Katie retired last year” conversation and it just kept getting shorter. My parents, aunts and uncles refused to acknowledge what was happening until the loop was down to 15 minutes. She only over watered …

“...foreign influence, conflicts of interest, concerning personal conduct, financial problems, drug use, and criminal conduct.”

My wife has a 2014 Jeep Cherokee and....

I would think the man that works for weapons dealers would know the difference between an attack and a retreat. No one is attacking the NRA, its business partners are just retreating.

ICE MAGA*

This is more like purgatory or maybe one of the lesser known heavens in Mormon mythology.

Meanwhile, the GOP will continue to support and endorse every future Ted Cruz “libertarian” that bubbles up from the sewer.