“Tucker’s Medicated Pads:

The power imbalance is so lopsided that the kids can’t say anything negative because Izzo could fuck him over if it wasn’t flattering. 

I have 2 Sebastians on my U-6 soccer team but I also have a Grayson Allen and a Dellavedova so it kinda evens out.

They are too busy infecting the courts with conservative judges to care how embarrassing he is.

“I didn’t know what an X-movie was,”

or

This is the one time where a person could shout “STICK TO SPORTS!” and I would totally agree with them. I mean, stay away from Joe Paterno and maybe only break Bobby Knight out in case of emergency... but Hitler? At least pick an Ally.

I really can’t speak to why they couldn’t/did’t get married right after Brexit, but I know that they wanted to give everyone a lot of time to plan for international trips, so they planned on having both ceremonies towards the end of 2019. The spousal income requirement is likely one that my sister can’t meet. 

I was so wrong! We watched Brexit and (as typical Americans) turned it into a self own contest. We win at losing! USA! USA!

“Honey, remember when you searched for “golf clubs” and we saw nothing but golf ads for the next 2 weeks?”

What, is O.J. Simpson not answering his phone or is Ken Star too busy?

I’ve been reading your posts for a few years and my only consolation has been that the US isn’t as dysfunctional as our friends across the pond, there’s no way we well would kick ourselves in the crotch as hard as the UK did...

“The NFL is investigating.”

GM = General Mary of the Motor Army

When regular schmucks get arrested for non-violent things we don’t get a threat of violence, we get actual violence. I bet she didn’t have any mystery bruises or had a knee shoved in her spine while she was pressed into side of a wall or that it took five minutes for the feeling to return to her fingers because the…

Or the Hepatitis vaccine. Or why she has to wear gloves when working.

A person that has no problems injecting hundreds of people millions of times for asthetic purposes has questions about injecting one person a few times for healthcare purposes.

This version of Wag the Dog is getting old.

I think we need a two more options: GIFFM (Gladly Inherit From Family Member) and NWIP (Not Worth the Insurance Premiums)

Lindsay is newly single and doing all the crazy shit his ex wouldn't let him.