“Coons called on Trump to apologize...”

The leap from “wears a hijab...so (she)won’t get molested,” to “...antithetical to the United States Constitution” is hilariously awful. 

Awe... baby's first shitpost, how adorable.

Giuliani is your cousin too? 

There was a streamer that made a big deal about how he was going to expand from Destiny 2 and cover Anthem to switch things up a bit. Once the Anthem demo became available (and people actually played the half-baked game) he would get pissed at the mere suggestion of if his status as an EA Game Changer might possibly…

EA is the worst.

EA doesn’t have enough money get people to play Anthem.

I think we found out buyer:

One of the examples had the kid being a recruit for water polo. When a guidance counselor at the kid’s high school mentioned that they didn’t have a water polo team, Singer suggested that the kid actually played polo in Greece and Serbia during the summer breaks. 

Losing money: A hallmark of an authentic college experience.

This can boiled down to tax evasion. Millions of dollars in phony charity contributions and these folks didn’t think anyone would notice.

The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.

LeBron doesn’t want to come play for a garbage team owned by a sour weenie... again.

I think you found Keisel's burner. 

Our trunk was full of cinder blocks to keep the rear end in place when roads got slick.

My dad gives me a 2 months late birthday card late before slapping Wendy’s ass while introducing her to my mom and stepdad.

I was going to say “Ivanka Trump is Basic” but your renown from Jalopnik is well earned.

Less than 15 minutes of shame..

And those hummers then broke down because they weren’t built for all the extra weight.

Should be the standard reply to everything he says and does.