He told the crowd, with characteristic ego, that if he could run for prime minister of Israel, his polling would be at 98 percent. (In fact, his approval rating in Israel was 69 percent last October 

Wait until you hear the crazy shit Trump said on Howard Stern!

I believe he won't see the sky

Dark Sounds and Bloodborne is where I went and now i'm sad. 

The only person who would hire him is Trump.

How to get disbarred: Gleefully break client privilege and expose some of their of medical information in the very next sentence.

“ He was guilty as hell!.... I’ll tell you a secret: I had him go to a doctor to get shots, libido-killing shots.”

“Here Lies Trolly von Manchild”

Wait, a guy named SHINE can’t polish this turd?

Just a quick reminder to ruin your weekend: Rick Perry is The Secretary of Energy.

Zinke got fired because his public blunders drew attention to the awful shit that he was doing to public lands (which is why he was picked in the first place) so he had to be replaced by a less flamboyantly evil goon.

I marked that space off when details about Melania’s green card status emerged.

It’s like #PizzaGate but with photo evidence and an active investigation by law enforcement, so I am sure fine, rational folks like Alex Jones and QAnon will be handling this well.

“....The other part was they offered a voluntary change in military pensions, and they overestimated how many people would sign up for it.”

Tim Burton made a movie about a corpse bride... I don’t think she was Zionist though.

Tim Burton made a movie about a corpse bride... I don’t think she was Zionist though.

“an intentional move or just a faux pas on the part of the administration.”

“an intentional move or just a faux pas on the part of the administration.”

“an intentional move or just a faux pas on the part of the administration.”

“You know how he gets when he drinks...”