He names all of things he "makes" after himself so why wouldn't everyone else do the same?

How many of Dolt 45's twitter followers are bots? Are they doing it jusr so he gets a high score to keep him happy? Because that dipshit could tweet out the lyrics to “Cop Killer” and he still wouldn’t get the ratio he deserves.

“No, YOU have baby hands!"

He's actually sending a very nasty yet powerful tweet.

STATES RIGHTS! Except for those that didn't vote for me.

That is asking too much, even for Trump supporters. 

He's not praying, he's tweeting.

“Mitchell died at Hampton Roads Regional Jail...for stealing $5 worth of snacks.”

There is a 95% chance that Gurney would approve this thread. 

I think David Lee Roth had them in red. 

I hit 650 about 3 weeks ago and I haven’t touched the game since. The thought of grinding another seemingly superfluous 50 levels is not appealing at all so I will be sitting this one out.

Same as it ever was.

I’ve seen enoughenough episodes (four) of “Swamp People” to know that the lizard doesn’t win.

This event will be officiated by Duncan Idaho Hines and is sponsored by ICE.

It’s like the Tryouts scene from Darkknight:

Where’s your father?

“Hot new release.” sound like doublespeak for “Taking a shit”

“Sheldon Adelson.... is in “dire” health”

Marshalls: Come for the tie you need for a theme wedding, leave with 3 pairs of glasses, 2 belts and a jersey for a player that hss been out of the league for 3 seasons. 

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