Just reinforcing his dad’s “Donald Jr. does not make good decisions” stance.

Bed, Bath & Beyond has a generous coupon policy !

My favorite thing to do in this game is to sing the “Mr. Plow” jungle while my Colossus sprints around bashing everything with its shield.

Can we get that in beige red flames on the side? Asking for my friend Gary

Sadly, we know that it’s Ivanka on the hood in this Whitest Snake video

That’s Mr. Kraft to you!

He likes old QBs and HJs.

The Confederate 901 and Hiwaymen.

And how often does the Palm Beach County State Attorney’s Office accept a plea in absentia?

Look for a poor woman with orange makeup friction burned into her hand and another woman with a hand infused with gun oil and tiger fat.

What is the 4 year return on a $100,000 $99,840 investment?

And somehow I fouled him. 

“It’s okay mom, the dog only peed on the couch, not poop like she usually does!"

+1 motorcycle accident

Dolt 45: I get Two Ketchups with my omelette, Spencer.

BOOOBS!

So who’s the new boot licker vying for a promotion this year?

I would be ok if he was put in a van in a river.

That’s the closest the Clippers will get to winning anything..