Are GOP politicians required to be ugly? I mean the line up makes Mark Rubio look like Antonio banderas.

Belichick prefers players keep their murdering to the window from the end of February to mid April. I have to feel like he would have cut or traded Hernandez as soon as he found out how far out of the calendar parameters his homicides fell.

Apparently Trump has been feeding them celeb dirt for decades in exchange for favourable stories about him as a desperate ploy to keep his name in the spotlight

To Trump voters, “the elites” are college professors, scientists, and people who eat arugula.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that rather than there being any actual coordination, the executives at the Enquirer came to the correct realization that the type of people who could get suckered and conned by a guy like Trump are pretty much exactly the Enquirer’s target audience.

Same reason there ended up…

Exactly what his hookers exclaim when getting boned by this blobfish theocratic dick whistle.

Imagine how disgusted all of his hookers must get when he’s rutting around on top of them. The stench of throat nuggets coated on Campbell’s cream of shit soup surely deserves an extra c-note, right?

Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.

McAdoo could have conceivably been talking to Manning up to and throughout a handful of plays during the fourth quarter.

+1 destruction of our country

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

This is nonsense. Are you seriously suggesting that schools should treat every incident of misconduct, from rape to flipping the bird, the same?

It’s not a binary equation. It’s not either kick everyone off the team for any infraction or don’t kick anyone off ever. There is plenty of room for common sense in…

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Back in the day, we bought a newly built house in a subdivision that had been a huge cow pasture. there were no trees. none. So each Christmas, Dad bought a live Christmas Tree, a big bushy motherfucker that took two men, no kids, to haul indoors and then later back outdoors. We would plant that bad boy every year for…

How does leaving the tree outside for 24 hours help? Hasn’t the tree been out in the cold all along?

Yes, and they covered that as well: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/please-invite-us-to-your-manipulative-off-the-record-c-1787612899

“The aide said that guys like me were “in what we call the reality-based community,” which he defined as people who “believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.” ... “That’s not the way the world really works anymore,” he continued. “We’re an empire now, and when we act, we…

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

A guy I know played for a mid-major that was scheduled at Duke in the last decade. His story: they took the lead into the locker room, carried it about halfway into the second half, and added to their lead with a pair of free throws on an unremarkable foul call. In between free throws, Coach K walks over to the ref…