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Today has been a super weird day. I always knew that as a Latino I wasn’t respected and thought of as lesser than by a lot of people. It’s been going on my while life. But the level of support this guy got is something that I still can’t believe. I’ve been at a loss for words most of the day. I’m glad people like Stan

That’s ok. The important thing is that we’ve kicked off a Trump presidency by debating who is or isn’t a purebreed white person.

Get your heads out of Bernie’s old ass and you might see this for yourself. His ideas were half-baked, his supporters were only partially informed and his policies were almost as unrealistic as Trump’s.

White people born in countries with a majority non-white population are still, wait for it, white people.

Trump himself literally said that he wouldn’t accept the results of the election if he lost. Just remember that.

‘I love how salty you liberals get when things don’t turn out the way you wanted. Fuck everything and burn it to the ground! Argh, I’m so angry. Half the country has suddenly turned into a petulant 3 year old throwing a tantrum because mommy turned off Bubble Guppies.’

When the net result is “prevents Donald Trump from becoming President” then I’m going to have to choose that door.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz, is that you again?

Jezebel spent a lot of time telling people, especially Bernie bros, to fuck off. They did fuck off, and this is the end result.

I’ll take the tantrums over the cross burning.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

Thank god the twin scourges of politeness and social justice advocacy have been summarily dismissed by this country.

The two ladies in my office. Both young moms of girls. One actually said (not paraphrasing) “well I didn’t like either candidate but my husband owns a business so, you know, Trump being a business man, it makes more sense.”

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

Yeah, no. Fuck them. I’ll give them the same fucking respect they gave to President Obama. Zero. This country is now the laughing stock of the world.

Figuratively speaking. I mean the Democratic establishment taking poor and working class votes for granted.

Alas, I suspect we have now gotten President Pence in one form or another, whether we like it or not. Even in the best-case (and likely) scenario of Trumpian criminal indictment and impeachment, President Bury-Your-Fetuses will be upon us.

Yes. It’s okay to need to mourn right now. I didn’t realize how sure I was twenty-four hours ago that I was going to see the first woman president. I was worried, but my worry was about preventing Hillary from engaging in drone warfare and dealing with a portion of the electorate that would be calling the election

Some of the ladies at work were crying when I came in and it almost set me off, too. It’s like a funeral here.