I’m registered to vote as a “little b,” or blank, meaning I’m not registered in a political party. As a result, I cannot vote in political primaries in New York.

This girl is every girl I went to high school with. Probably says she loves fall because “bonfires, hoodies, and football” or some other mundane horseshit. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Live Laugh Love” was on every wall of her fucking house.

The lowest hanging fruit would be a joke about her tits.

Aging Madonna-bes are even more pathetic than aging Madonna.

Only a small minority group of Michiganders speak with faux posh British accents. You people are so intolerant.

Well she is the 1%, so...

This is the same woman that threatened to ruin his career with evidently false accusations of abuse that her own friends contradicted. This is the same woman that her friends shared text messages with officers trying to get her friend to lie to the officers about what happened. It makes it hard to believe, but I…

Pats Pulpit writers have eternal victim complex. This article is more of it. 

He seems to have the same vertical as I do. Why would you try to block a dunk if you can’t even grab rim.

This is a beautiful Gif. He missed that block by a minimum of two feet.

I think the bigger issue isn’t that the food sucks, it’s that these people are rich as hell. No way they would be eating Papa Johns nor drinking Miller Lite. 10 seconds after this video ended I’m sure Jerry shouted “throw that shit out on the tarmac before it smells up my jet”.

I suspect the director had to play a Cher concert video to get them that amped.

Stock footage. The bad acting gave it away. Actually everything gave it away.

The hypocrisy of this ad is that proTrump ads have been WAY more prominent during sports games. I saw this one low budget masterpiece last night during the Sunday night game of a woman who sorta looks like Hillary destroying cell phones, computers, etc with all sorts of hardware. It was the silliest political ad I’ve…

Why do you hate the sun?

Because political correctness (which most people know as “not being a dick”) is destroying our country, see. Not sure how that works but that’s what I’ve been told.

You forgot a third thing: launch Dan Snyder into the sun.

Nah, it actually wasn’t. Cleveland losses are hapless endeavors that grab defeat from the jaws of victory (see: the Browns). The Indians were dogged tonight. They fought hard.

I bought a Lodge one a few years back and it has been great. I think it ran me about $75. There is absolutely no reason to spend all that money on the Le Creuset.

I’m a cord cutter but I pick and choose. Don’t have to subscribe to everything at the same time all the time.