Lol not only is this not Gizmodo, it’s not even Jezebel—it’s a politics subblog.

This is The Slot, you genius.

Jon Oliver said it best: Clinton’s scandals may upset you, but “you should then be fucking outraged by Trump’s”

Tire flips are a serious workout. Especially if you have a straight away maybe do a 100m tire flip you’ll be feeling it by the end. The sledgehammer one I don’t really prescribe to but the flip is damn good. Also a tractor tire isn’t the cheapest workout tool they could buy considering a decent tire is like 200-250…

“You do not want to be woken up by a kitten playing with your penis, or a wet dog nose on your arse.”

You don’t know what I want.

Or worse having one cry right outside your door because they heard a noise. I slept in only boxers until I had kids. Now I sleep in gym shorts and a shirt just so I can jump out of bed when I need to.

I think you are missing the point if you end up hating men. For me I end up hating our broken political system. The system is ran by the 1% with the goal of making sure the interests of the other 1% are protected. Remember it was a lady who played favorites and made sure Bernie didn't win.

If all else fails - I know you are but what am I. You can't cannot beat that!

My dogs and my teens can’t take it anymore. When I turn the news on the dogs bark, the teens groan and go “nooooo omg turn it off .” They know more about politics now than Donald trump’s and Hillary’s advisors. I don't get to watch the news now.

Lewandowski’s “well I didn’t say that, YOU brought it up” is some elementary school bullshit. Is the Trump campaign perhaps actually being run by groups of two seven year olds stacked on top of each other with a trench coat?

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

THIS IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERY ARGUMENT I’VE HAD THIS ELECTION SEASON. CONSERVATIVES / TRUMP SUPPORTERS / REPUBLICANS TWISTING WORDS AND DERAILING THE CONVERSATION AND SAYING SHIT LIKE “WELL YOU SAID” “YOU BROUGHT IT UP” AND OMG I’M SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT I’M FUCKING SICK OF IT.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together."

My wife's dream car was an 02 Cabrio. The engine was the best thing about that pos. I was told by one mechanic to only worry if the check engine light went off.

Rest assured the cooling system made of water soluble plastics does not stop at BMW. My 07 Mini has seen 3 different plastic parts fail, along with a timing chain tensioner that is I am not mistaken is made out of recycled drinking straw.

I’ve done 28,000 trouble-free kilometres on an N55 engine. I don’t doubt that BMWs have their issues, though. It’s okay, because my last car was a Volkswagen. The engine was the least of my worries in that car.

Essentially, they place stress on the utilities: 1) flush all the toilets at once, make sure all the shit stays in the pipes, not careening down the elevator shafts or leaking down the walls; 2) turn on all the lights, make sure nothing catches on fire......oh

Of course the Italians had their own plumbers...

I am tired of this negativity. Deadspin always sees the glass as 19/31 empty. I choose to see it as 12/31 full.