It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

This is fucking amazing kinja. Just jaw-dropping.

Holy shit. Don’t do drugs at 2 am and try to Kinja, kids. This is basically meth-addled spam Engrish.

I mean, it’s glorious and bizarre, and it tippy toes right up to the line of coherence right before veering stupendously off into the night with its headlights off. Well done Claudettes dressingroom. Well done.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

This is a model email to send on your way out the door, under any circumstances in general but specifically under the difficult ones that finds Simmons leaving.

Really? If I were part of a workforce that was personally hired by someone for a department or project and then they were fired but they maybe were/maybe weren’t still going to be my boss for a little while and there were rumors about my office and we had some sense of loyalty and we weren’t sure what we wanted to do…

I live in the Midwest, the prospect of swingers is much more, ahem corn fed.

The Air Boss (or one of his minions) would hide a gold painted wrench on the FD before FOD walkdown on the Kitty Hawk from time to time. I was the lucky guy to find the "Golden FOD" during a cruise in the late 90's. I always wondered what would happen if that planted wrench was never found.....

I don’t know, the Garner thing was different because it could be framed as an accident. There is zero gray area in this case, particularly with the video evidence of the cop planting evidence to fabricate a story. I think he gets sent up, but we’ll see.

Relationships are complicated and it is so easy to say "Just cut them off." Harder to do in practice. I love and hate my mom. She is a narcissistic controlling person who thinks that I'm an extension of her with no thoughts and opinions of my own. To say this has caused problems is putting it nicely. But she is…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

fuck this jackass. Also you KNOW he thinks hes sounding so goddamn smart in this statement. Its such typical "I'm in college at the moment and obviously know everything" bs. I MEAN GUYS HE USED THE TERM "SEXUAL MORES." HES SO SMART.

Ugh, you're either above slut-shaming or you're not, Amber. Honestly, find me one sexually active adult woman who hasn't had a male partner "nut on her," to use your charming colloquialism. We reach for the cum towel, we wipe it off, and we move on with our day, our worth unabated.