Izzo: “What the fuck are you doing! You’re plodding around out there like fucking Frankenstein!”

You know who’s behind this?  That bitch Nellie.

Disappointed, but not surprised, that “Eighth Grade” got overlooked for Best Original Screenplay. My sisters and I agreed that that was some of the best writing about early teenage girlhood we had seen in recent years. The next question is whether “The Favourite” will win any of the big awards. I feel like the Academy…

Ten bucks says it arrives cold.

Honestly, the whole thing is such a bizarre train wreck, it’s worth watching for yourself.

It’s funny cause there’s no possible way things will ever be normal again and we’re all going to die soon.

Bonus special edition comment:

“You can do it. Show me.”

Just because your mom told you she loves you doesn’t mean she does.

+1 for the cunnilinguist

MINE ENDS IN TEARS AS WELL

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Your first line literally gives two reasons why he deserved to be sacked as the editor...

We get it dude, you're a libertarian 

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

Cafe Bustelo!

In a later statement DeSantis said that he was simply calling a spade a spade and he doesn’t appreciate the way he’s being colored.