Am I showing my age (having grown up with 2nd wave feminish) that I can’t stand it when people refer to this as a ‘catsuit’? Do wrestlers wear minicatsuits? If a male tennis player wanted to wear a singlet (like a wrestler) or a unitard (like a speed skater), would it be discussed with such casually sexualizing…

Haha. What a douche.

Feds, take my wife. PLEASE!

Penis.

Everybody knew Trump’s Pecker would get him in trouble... just didnt expect that little fucker to actually speak.

Cum on now! Really?

While I’m hopeful this doesn’t just peter out like all the other times when it seemed like Trump would get the shaft, I also can’t say willy-nilly that Pecker’s admissions will result in dick.

This is like Idi Amin’s wife lecturing on the benefits of veganism. 

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I thought “Agent Orange” was Trump’s KGB code name?

To me the “failure to cite sources” is a feeble attempt at downplaying the deed. Like “I didn’t lift the entire article wholesale, I only failed to properly attribute some quotes”. Of course that doesn’t pass the smell test when entire sections are copied if not word for word, at least thought for thought. It is absolu…

Exactly! Taking your megayacht on a cruise around Lake Erie is like bringing your Ferrari out for a spin around the mall parking lot.

Congratulations on the most flaccid take on this article.

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

This feels like a rejected Onion article.

England did the most England thing and added a superfluous ‘u’ to “go forth”.

Makes for a very awkward performance review

Croatia only exists because Margaret Thatcher ended communism.

Why do you hate the military and America?

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.