That needs to be a T-shirt!
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Coconut crabs are proof that god doesn’t exist.
Happy monday!
Bosch is probably my most favourite artist of all time, the Garden of Earthly Delights is a fucking smorgasbord of costume inspiration. Which will no doubt be overlooked by celebrities who are more interested in being sexy for their bathroom selfie instead of paying homage to the theme.
The wooden skates are a nice touch.
Ok. I wanna see Rihanna do THAT.
WAS JUST GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS. I’ve never heard of a better excuse for some insane Hieronymous Bosch costumes!
I am going to say it.
I’m still waiting to find out what’s wrong with the Bolognese. And until faux veneer advocate Megyn Kelly tells me specifically what is wrong with the Bolognese, I’m going to keep ordering the gnocchi Bolognese because it’s fucking delicious and she’s a Wrong Wrongerson who can’t even spot fake brick at point blank…
Adults have ruined Halloween. There, I said it. And fyi to the costumed parents who come to my door with their kids expecting candy: I’m going to be taking candy from you dimwitted poseurs. Get some dignity, put tennis shoes on with your work clothes and reluctantly walk your kids around the neighborhood, staying at…
MARY WOULD HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING
Who let the CEO of Burger King on here?
That was truly incredible to Widnes
He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.
This is funny because I made the same pact with a new cubicle neighbour a few years back - can’t remember why but I was just like, let’s not bother saying that to each other and she agreed. I’m all for extending that pact with all of Western Society.
Here’s a cool thing. When you’re sick, or allergic, or something flies up your nose, and you spasm and expel mucus,…
or the Elgin Marbles
The Elgin Marbles are surely more famous also.
Oh not he di’n’t!