That’s when God is watching. Makes it dirty nasty.

Unpopular opinion: Last Christmas can die in a fire.

Going out on a limb here: It’s because they are standing in line at the post office.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

No, the rest of the olds on kinja probably sympathize with you.

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

If you ask her, she’ll probably tell you that she doesn’t even see color.

Triggered much?

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

I live in a 1930's home in lost angeles that was only remodeled once in 1990 by a very colorful celeb. All I got was terrible colorways and silverfish.

NO MORE MR. PRICE FLY

The interesting thing about the refuse patterns around your house is that you can sometimes tell where the inhabitants who threw that stuff away came from. Brits tended to dump everything by the back door, while Germans usually dumped it in one spot further from the house, for instance. So make a map of your house and…

Only our forefathers? I routinely complain about all the people I see in San Francisco and Oakland tossing garbage out of their cars as they drive. The only difference between these people and the forefathers you reference is that modern trash is primarily plastic wrappers and drink cups.

“There is a common sense, intuitive difference between sex and sexual orientation.”

Kushner registering to vote.

A majority of Republicans are white Christians, and guess who’s becoming a minority in the USA? White Christians. In time, they won’t be able to win, it will be impossible. So now they want to do everything they can to make sure they can stay in power for as long as possible, by deporting/getting rid of anyone who…

The guy singing the anthem for the Lions/Falcons game knelt when he sang the last note and raised his fist.

“Country” = straight, white, Fundamentalist Christian men

They’re just acting like sportsball fans, eternally doubling down and refusing to abandon Their Team, because to do otherwise would be admitting that they made a mistake in judgment. Now they’re double proud to stick up for the loser that everyone else hates. Nevermind that life is not a sportsball contest, and…