If only Charlie had known ...

What a pain in the asp 🤔

Bwahaha. I thought Mark Anthony as in Anthony and Cleopatra and it was like one of those bogus Marilyn Monroe quotes

IDEK! I’ll be there opening weekend. I’m sure it’s gonna be shit, but it’s my PROBLEMATIC FAVVVEEEEE

I’m content with him shutting up and getting on with it - I rather do find him very attractive. As for the foot-in-mouth syndrome, perhaps it’s a clash of the British v. American cultures. We are a sensitive bunch lately.

Superman isn’t necessarily bland. He just gets a bad rep.

Same here. And honestly, I haven’t watched any episodes in like over a year because my sister borrowed the DVDs and has yet to give them back!!!! Carrie was fun to watch, but I did not hold her to be some perfect heroine of any kind. But despite her being annoying and a jerk sometimes, the show still taught me that…

I think it’s important to remind yourself of the context that is the era that the show was made in. Some if it is stupid and superficial now, but much of it was “off-limits” when it was being made.

Also, very important to watch the non-censored versions, because the PG re-runs gut the whole show.

6 Dozen Moms In Lifeless Marriages That Aren’t Divorced Yet Because When You Make A Commitment To God You Keep It And Besides It’s Better For The Kids’ Sake

Remaking this movie is just wrong! Stop remaking old classics, hollywood. No one needs it and no one can even try to revive Julie Andrews one of a kind Oscar winning performance!

I’m crying as I type this, because this whole interaction is very genuine. Hillary is obviously holding back her tears. I know that she will help this family, because her campaign takes notes and contacts the people that come to talk to her to give them resources. Fuck the media for trying to make this a tight race so…

Yeah, Cruz is a goddamn Jackal.

Sheesh.

Half the ladies I know completed puberty in a mere 90 minutes because of that bulge.

I thought this was Craig, but it was some other guy, who had worked with him on the Bush 2000 campaign, who was quoted anonymously in a New York Times article:

I’m glad everyone is here to tell us that-

I think people who take their coffee with skim milk are the most mentally disturbed of all. That shit tastes like despair and starvation.

Bullshit. They would have found something else to bitch about. I mean, considering how little this fucking matters, and they’re STILL managing to make a big deal out of it, I frankly don’t think any theoretical headaches could have been saved.

It’s almost—but not quite—as good as Y Kant Tori Read, Tori Amos’s oft-disavowed first band. I hate to say it, but I listen to “The Big Picture” five times for every single time I listen to “Crucify” these days. I guess that’s because I’m no longer an angsty teenager!