you didn’t hear? nbc is reporting that the patriots cheerleaders luggage was lost, and this is the only available backup outfit:

Just have that wizard guy put them all back. He keeps bragging that he can do other things besides turn objects into weak pee.

There will be no winners in this super bowl. Between the pats as an organization and Philly sports fans being the worst people on earth its all bad no matter who wins.

Can confirm: Live in MA, am a Pats fan. Our team is the most dominant of any current team in American sports. But Gronk gets one OPI call and it’s “OMG THE NFL IS AGAINST US”.

But at the end of the day I love seeing the rest of the country squirm in hate, disgust, whatever it is. It’s just the way the world is.

EDIT: I…

I know I will probably get a ton of shit for this.

Hopefully the next victim’s father brings a telescoping baton to get the extra three feet or so of range he needed.

You miss every shot you don’t take

Margraves: “Your Honor, can you grant me 5 minutes alone in a locked room with this...demon?” 

This is awful. He shouldn’t have to ask for permission he should be handed a claw hammer.

Here’s a photo of the cameraman:

I always figured that people didn’t really like ice fishing, they just hated their families.

how about no

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

If we’re about to delve into the world of what fragrance-based product commercials mean, we’re in for a journey. There’s not a single cologne or perfume ad that makes a lick of sense.

“after the game”

I think you meant “literally the play after gifting them their only offense of the half”

No fucking way.

Bills fan, eh?

Grease Pole Conquered is my D&D Character Name.

Gronk not concerned. Gronk grab hot dog and beer funnel and Gronk be ok. Gronk foot ball tight end ready toGronk on fools.

Yeah.. I deliver babies and I basically do the same thing.