Hold me

Yea. I plan on regifting it after tonight because I’m a nasty woman and a good giver of gifts.

Breakin’ the law...had to get a pic of bae voting in her 1st presidential election. She ripped all the instructions off the folding partition while I bubbled in. Then she sang “baa baa black sheep” (true story) at the top of her lungs, to the apparent amusement of other voters.

I think it’s one of those things: just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. I bet anybody on the ballot can twirl past the line. But the candidates that respect their communities and want to preserve things like dignified humility—they wait in line. ETA: you let me down, Hillz! Line cutter! But I will still keep…

oh, you like caps, boo? WE DONT DO CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT IN THE US of A. DENYING MEDICAL CARE IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.

You lost me at “and it’s too bad for her if she’s not happy.” Manning’s major depression was well-documented, and depressed people deserve medical treatment. They derserve living conditions that don’t exacerbate their mental health issues, as solitary confinement does. Manning clearly needs therapy, a team of…

Yes! A cop stepped to my mom for bringing pb&j sandwiches to homeless people that hang out in a park near an upscale neighborhood. So she went and ordered like 15 fancy sandwiches—sorry, panini— on ciabatta bread from a bistro nearby and handed those out instead. She told me she tried to glare at the cop the whole…

Why not both? Do you think someone with serious mental health issues can’t also be a victim?

you need at least 2 automatic rifles, just in case Hillary wins

Congrats!

She loves Hallelujah so much she remixed “happy birthday” to it. Very morose, but I suggest you try it before blowing out the candles. Just looong drawn out “HAappy biiiiiiirthdaaaaaay x4 and on the last one, when she’s dropped her voice as low as it can go, she lets out a depressing “tooo yoooou”.

No, I understood. It sucked at the time, I felt a lot of guilt over it, because the people we were harassing were clearly upset by it. I’ve tried to make up for it in my adulthood by working as an escort at my local abortion clinic, shielding patients from picketers.

There are certainly labor music cravings. People kept trying to play soft hippie music during my labor I finally snapped and told my husband to put on Wu Tang.

awesome ad. This is also my toddler’s second favorite song (after Jeff Buckley “hallelujah”). She likes tigers and roars a lot, and it always cracks me up to hear her sing “dancin’ true duh fire”. I get emotional thinking she might grow up under a Trump presidency. I just want it be Wednesday already, I can’t take…

You were too nice.

It’s weird how the people closest to us still hide things very well. The best thing you can do is be there for her. That might mean you stop drinking, as a show of solidarity. It’s really hard to get sober when you have no sober friends.

I am defiant about it. When it’s happened in the past I just cover my screen with paper so I can just see about a mm of the edge of the pic, scroll all the way past, and keep it movin’. You can’t hold us down, trolls!

No. I had a job while I was in school, these were friends I met through work.