Lol. I’m sure your friend is real! Curious why they think you’re a troll, apparently there is history (unrelated to your shack dwelling poet friend). You wrote FOR groupthink? Like, you were paid?! If there are Groupthink jobs, I’m quitting mine

Oh gawd I lolled at a Trump tweet? Well, guys, now I have to call it for the day. Good shabbas

Real talk: are you a troll? Someone I recognize here is saying as much. I don’t like to judge people by their nay-Sayers, but if you are a troll, you should know you’ve been found out! And if not, sorry about this, the internet sucks

VacuPump? I think you’re talking about Vac bc we all know cheerfulex and catass. Thanks for heads up!

...your finger can’t move fast enough on the mouse to hit that little x and make their image disappear. And then you have to go in the closet and scream, then drink through lunch. I feel you, girl.

He makes a LIVING this way? Or he has a trust fund?

Pics?! I have one that was my stepdads, but needs to be refurbished. It still looks very pretty in my office!

Neo-luddites are the new cool. I’ve been saying this for years. See you at the typewriter convention.

When it comes down to your spouse abusing your child, somehow I just find it hard to believe the other parent didn’t suspect something, if not know it outright and look the other way. I’m sure there are exceptions (like if your boyfriend is watching your kids while you work, that is how every case of child rape…

I think friend collectors should be put in my basket of deplorables and pushed out to sea. Some of the unfriendliest, least popular people I know who never get invited to anything have like 800+ friends. We are not convinced!

Right click & Save

Facebook, come on. Cut that shit out. I’m in the business of unfriending, not friend collecting. Yea, I know that person. We ain’t friends.

My 21st was The Worst™. I was away at school and my birthday fell within winter break. My car engine basically caught fire on the interstate about an hour into my drive home, which was a 8-10 hrs drive south. So I had to go back and stay alone in the dorm, because at that point, my friends had mostly all taken off for…

Dude who gave Kendall this car, YA BURNT! She doesn’t even know you bruh

I have a robe collection, but not bathrobes (terrycloth). Those are for kids, imo. But silk robes or flannel...I feel like they motivate me to get out of bed. Just got a new short-sleeved one from STATE that looks like marble (really, you all can thank me later statethelabel.com)

So hot.

HAHAHA oh this story needs to be dipped in gold and saved forever, it’s perfect.

I cackled

I think they’re resistant-ish. Keep praying for science, I guess /s

My chemistry teacher! She breeds mold-resistant strawberries (for a living. She teaches on the side, because apparently you can’t make a living being JUST a scientist or a teacher! Fun times, go America)