caulksucker
Caulksucker
caulksucker

I have a neuro atypical sister who says some stuff that could come off as shitposting but really she is being genuine. I think some of the reactions to her points are a form of ableism and I try to give other folx the benefit of the doubt as a result in isolated instances. She comes up with golden material that I

My BIL says this but it doesn’t matter what knife or technique I use, I always end up with watery eyes if I don’t put on sunglasses or do it outside. He also claimed cutting board affects and I know I’m bad about just using whatever I have to cut on.

I’m really sensitive to onions and just putting on sunglasses is a big improvement for me when I am chopping/dicing. My taught me this trick almost 30 years ago and it still checks out.

I don’t NEED homemade poppy seed dressing but it was a cool touch especially when entertaining. We tried growing them one year before I got clean to make centerpieces for our wedding (we REALLY loved people to know we did drugs lol) and had no success. I have a brown thumb. 

I used to make my own but I can’t get quality poppy seeds anymore, they all taste like black pepper and garlic. I did some research and there was a gov’t crackdown on people making poppy tea users and now seeds have to be washed which leads to the funky flavor. Land of the free they said. 

Crispy bacon, feta and poppy seed dressing is pretty much the only combo you will need the rest of your life. I’ve been copycatting the salads of a midwest pizza chain called Dewey’s for the last 15 years and they never miss. The pizzas were a 6/10 but salads were always worth the trip.

egg zactly! 

Great argument with all the fucks and facts without sources. I hope you didn’t use any of your student loan money on rhetoric classes because you are obviously an expert! 

that makes more sense, property taxes are so high here that 3k principal and interest is sometimes 4500 total payment with everything else! 

how did you get approved for a 3k mortgage making 160k per year -or is that including taxes/insurance?

have you ever been to small town usa? tons of abandoned buildings. I think it is easier to be homeless in rural places because you can get away from people to sleep.

They should stop quibbling over the stimulus and get it done and just take student loan forgiveness off the table. I know that it may be unpopular among the lifehacker crowd but it is really classist and probably racist to forgive 10-50k student loans to targeted groups of people (those who went to college) and be

I’ve been consciously homeless for stretches and loved every second of it, even in cold weather in the midwest. It was so liberating though I was not dealing with mental illness or health problems and had what I needed to support my addictions (I was doing great gambling in this time, pill mills were still a thing and

There’s definitely really bad cultural appropriation but this ain’t it. I’m Native American and we’ve been the victims of it for years.

I didn’t want to go there with the strip club arguments so people took me seriously but that was literally the first thing that popped into my head. Strip clubs are some of the most sex positive, feminist, anti-racial places in the world. I started sneaking in in the late 90s (at like 14 lol) and womyn of all races

I haven’t had a breakup in years but this advice would have really uplifted me in some dark times. Good stuff!

Doesn’t the quick cooling cause some of the salt/sugar to come out of solution or turn into a distillate? I’ve never seen my friends fight but they had the biggest lovers quarrel I’ve ever seen them get into about this at thanksgiving. They are both really smart/science guys but one approaches kitchen stuff from a

I’m literally the wokest person I know (and I currently live in Portland) but you are going out of your way to find something to be offended about. I don’t make a habit of telling another POC how to feel but there’s literally a million other things to be outraged about. Let this one slide.

I’ve forgot more volleyball strategy than you’ll ever know. I know more cricket than most people who grew up with the sport. I’ve never played womyn’s soccer but I am an expert at advanced strategy. What do you know about darts or  Russian table tennis?

I guess I should defer to the expert. I played 13 seasons of tackle and have a masters in public health so I probably am just ignorant. I also gamble on literally every sport in existence so I don’t really know much about other things either.