caulksucker
Caulksucker
caulksucker

I am disappointed by the lack of ass eating jokes in the comments section. I expected more from you folx.

There is so much misinformation in this it is comical. Folx on both ends of the spectrum on abortion and covid always show their mental illness. My life partner is a doctor (and radical feminist) and just rolled her eyes when I sent her this.

Chicken butter is a great way of putting it, I always thought I was weird for enjoying that aspect of leftover fried chicken.

I ordered 200 Cane’s fingers for a first birthday for like 8 people (Covid had just happened) and was in hog heaven for the rest of the week.

Put another way, consume cocaine and caviar in the same way.

With two kids on the trans/non-binary spectrum, I wish we’d had banned toys with genders or that enforce to binary....but you don’t know, what you don’t know I guess. We did ban anthropomorphic animals for a variety of reasons and I think my kids are better for it. We banned plastic 4 years ago but probably 10 years

Very interesting article about how the loaf develops as it cooks. I break the cardinal rule of baking and don’t follow the instructions perfectly with my banana bread. I always add an extra banana to make it sweeter and (I think) lighter.

cultural appropriation I think was what the person was getting at. I think oregon is a big olive oil producer so it may not apply here but always something to be conscious of!

I have a stylistic question for you about your titles. Why do you like to say, you should xyz instead of try xyz? Always been curious.

I voted for Kanye so don’t ban me for telling this story. I went to the RNC in 2016 to check out the spectacle because I was in Ohio that week visiting relatives. Someone gave me a flier for a flag burning and I showed up at the time on the card. I really love free speech so I figured I’d chcek it out.

Tried this at lunch today and hate to say it but this is your first miss in months. Even the cucumber thing wasn’t bad. Helluva streak. It did however make me try adding hot sauce (Valentina) to a home made vinaigrette and holy shit was that tasty.

I may be out of the loop here but I thought starring somethign was saving it, not liking it. I starred it so I could come back and read the comments later, wasn’t condoning by any stretch. Have since removed but just wanted to explain a possible reason!

I think you can be a mixture. My two oldest are trans and gender non-conforming, respectively and I don’t think they would have came out as early as they did if we’d have fought with them about clothes and which toys they were allowed to buy with their birthday money. That said, I’ve had some pretty intense situations

I learned the fact that they thawed the shrimp in most grocery stories about 6 months ago and it blew my mind. Folx are paying at least a 30% markup for the thawed stuff where I live.

I’m sad that Columbus, Ohio, a place I used to live has had a tragedy that shed light on the foster system. However, this is an area that if we all just pitch in a little bit and help these kids out, our world is going to be brighter immediately and the impact will be felt for generations. Give kids a chance to

I don’t have a high tolerance for pain but this happens to me all the time and it has never been a problem. Definitely one of those things where if you get back on the horse quickly, you don’t even notice it.

I love making classic recipes for the senior members of my family. I’d never heard of ham loaf before, there’s def some interesting things out there. My grandpa loves salmon cakes (pretty much crab cakes with canned salmon) and I make them the 3-4 times I visit every year. 

Ok now I see why I like your writing, if you appreciate cloves, you are instantly 20x more discerning than everyone else.

Serious question, do you chain smoke cigarettes? My parents’ friend group were all chain smokers and there were several families who had cheese dessert recipes at potlucks. I could never get past the weird texture/bite combinations but I’m sure the flavors hit.

I love Acid...you really roped in this reader with that opener.