Best tip - order your pizza “well done.”  It will stand up to being jostled, delayed, delivered and reheated the next day without getting soggy. And if it arrives hot and on time, you miss out on the undercooked middle.

it’s like when the banjo player for Mumford & Sons left the band so he could keep posting.

She coulda had the Disney corporation delivering dump trucks of cash to her house on a routine basis, but she wanted to be mad online, instead. I would delete my Twitter account for Disney money. I would delete my Twitter account for Lifetime television money. I would delete my Twitter account for $20 actually.

And no mention of the slight issue of the odor or peanut butter lingering for a long time after it is used this way.

This list quotes from a 2018 almanac.com post and omits “Spread some on a slice of apple or a scrap of bread for a good mousetrap bait.” If I’m smearing this stuff all over my house, wouldn’t it bring more mice?

These all seem like in a pinch back-up uses for peanut butter if you don’t have the APPROPRIATE substance for the task.

Eventually, though, there won’t be any room for socks. Then what?

I just put the sliver on top of the new bar of soap while they’re both wet. They tend to just kinda merge into each other. Why throw them away?

Some Reddit users are up in arms about the removal,

Hey Candace!  Kiss my lesbian ass!

Screw Chick-fil-A, I want to work for this mythical company:

Could one dip the cut side into a milk/egg mixture before frying?
Pain Perdu becomes Beignet Perdu.

“Hello? 911? I need to report a fire at … ”

lifelong SoCal resident + lifelong Hindu here:

I’d hate to make assumptions about this PA’s ability to get jobs (in Los Angeles County no less, where the show was filmed), but… Wouldn’t you know… Beforehand… That you were working on a show based on one of the most notorious serial killers of all time? And if you were pre-disposed to develop post-traumatic stress……

which is why I ended up writing that tweet and I didn’t think that anybody was going to read

“I just feel like it’s going to bring back too many memories of working on it. I don’t want to have these PTSD types of situations,” Alsup says. “The trailer itself gave me PTSD, which is why I ended up writing that tweet and I didn’t think that anybody was going to read.”

Really? This is what the Black community is chasing now? Jumping at every shadow and slight?

Add a dash of cinnamon to anything chocolate for instant better.

I’ll have to try this though it goes against several articles I’ve read over the years that say just the opposite: add an egg to whatever the box calls for and replace the water with whole milk.