Laurie is wrong.
In 21 states, employers are literally not allowed to ask you about pay history. So why the hell shouldn’t you lie?

...it’s not like I was raised in a mild climate—I grew up in the Mid-Atlantic, where evening summer temperatures routinely eclipsed 75 degrees.

If god didn’t want me to clean out my ears with a qtip why did he put a button in there that feels oh so so good when I hit it?

On the bright side, because the sticks lack eggs and milk, the offering can actually be classified as a vegan option.

A Lazy Fuck!

My dad had a DAD joke - when the server said, “Hi! I’m Ann. I’ll be your server.” My dad would often say, “Hi! I’m Jim. I’ll be the eater.” He had a lot of those types of jokes and I didn’t think I’d miss them...but I do.

Wow.

This was definitely reported as being a female process server, but such pesky facts would fuck with your obvious intentions here, wouldn’t they? You didn’t write ‘a process server’. No, you wrote ‘a man’, as if the term itself is inherently repulsive. How dare ‘a man’ inconvenience a heroic empowered professional…

THR first reported on the story, and their coverage mentions it was a “her”:

And misuse apostrophes and semicolons in at least four of them. 

Another fucking bad take from Hughes, add it to the mountain pile.

People are served notices at their job everyday. She shouldn’t get a special exception because she directed Booksmart.

Dou you know how you prevent shit like that of happening to you?

When a process server look for you at your home address or office you receive him or make an appointment for a later date, instead of trying to avoid and dodge it, because that’s how you get this kind of situation. Respect the job of the others and they…

Meh. I’m on the process servers side. Just the messenger. There’s no details exactly how the process server came to the conclusion of doing this action. I’ll assume it can be for any number of reasons such as, “I tried several times these last couple of weeks to professionally serve her, but she knows how to pump…

Whatever Rani drinks, I drink one cup more. My skin has sloughed off and I’ve evolved into an ambulatory gel-pak.

or just honk your horn excessively & give them the finger!

The key is, they didn’t provide their own video evidence of their crimes.

No.

I was going to say THC infused butter, but peanuts. Sure.

And yet you asked.

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.