caulfield27
Caulfield27
caulfield27

Honestly, fuck Twinspires. Use TVG or XpressBets. Go to a local OTB. Call a bookie. Set up a pool with your friends. Call someone you hate and bet with them. Hell, fly to Kentucky and bet at Churchill Downs.

Ray,

And now, for a bunch of words combined in a sentence that mean absolutely fucking nothing:

Or maybe just talk about the games and leave the moral grandstanding out of sports...

There’s also the possibility that combining both will just get you really, really high.

The highest I’ve ever been in my life was the result of some of the strongest cannabutter I’ve ever seen. I could barely move for 4-5 hours.

It’s rein.

Oh shit, is it time for a Lifehacker upgrade? Does this one come with the ability to see which posts are actually useful and which are bullshit clickbait? 

This is low-brow, even for GMG.

- The best way I found to get good at crosswords was to buy a book of Monday NYT puzzles. Once you get through 50-75 of those, go buy a book of Tuesdays. Keep ramping up and challenging yourself.

The only time I ghosted someone was when a close friend drunkenly told me how much more money she made than me and that I basically couldn’t afford to buy her a drink at the bar. If she doesn’t know that was shitty, then I don’t want to be friends with that person anyway.

Counterpoint: If they do/say something shitty to you, ghosting is not only okay, it’s encouraged.

This pleonasm is so fucking stupid.

Since you all can’t create your own content, aggregating articles behind paywalls is a decent business strategy.

Holy fuck what a clickbait title. The few sentences I could get through were so bad.

Stealing lines from Simmons? That’s low, even for Deadspin.

At any point did you think about explaining the graph before just diving into the data?

It’s fucking hilarious when an aggregation site shits on people for actually creating content, whether that content is shitty or not.

Real good try here.

The heckler who did get tossed apparently went too far, prompting Griffin’s confrontation and the fan’s ejection.