and just days after the presidential election, which had already made the company’s workforce respond like small children whose mother told them they wouldn’t be getting dessert

(10 paragraphs of fluff bullshit)

Before you plant yourself too firmly on Team Draymond based on this response, please be aware that he went on to imply that he might tattle to Barkley’s boss:

Really good try on your first non-baseball assignment! Keep working at it!

The author’s previous post on the site was a video of his goddam pog. What do you expect from this shitty website?

Do you want Reggie Miller talking whenever he wants?

I cannot stand to look at any of the Ball kids faces. Is it just me?

The best episode of the series since the Season 2 finale. Bra-fucking-vo.

That last 1/3rd of the book where Krakauer jerks himself off is some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen. It was a truly pathetic attempt for him to make himself the story. I haven’t read another word of his since.

the benefits of DVDs: the boxes are fun as hell to open, and the gaudy menu screens can serve as a backdrop to some nervous, third-date post-movie makeout sessions

But dipshits from Deadspin doing it is perfectly fine!

“Deadspin: Where You Come on Monday for Friday’s News”

Why the fuck do you think you are deserved to know about someone else’s health information?

FTFY

Jesus Christ, this is fucking terrible. Have you ever thought about writing about what happened in an actual game? Are you capable of that? Or do you just watch press conferences and throw shit at the wall?

So... Mike Pence was the voice of reason all along?

Look, I’ll admit, some items do require soaking. ...blender pitchers

But the writer fucked up his Invisalign so Smile Direct must be awful. Don’t you see the connection?!?

Covering Tuesday night’s games on Thursday morning... great stuff as always, gang! You guys make newspapers looking cutting edge.

Ironically enough, the video on the People site works if you turn off your ad blocker... you know, like we’re asked to do every time we come here.