Quit using so much logic. This is the Deadspin comment section, it doesn’t go over well here.

A disclosure: Draper used to spout vile Warriors takes for Deadspin

A lot of people overgeneralize.

Is it “Post like it’s 2013" day?

I also said I hoped Bauer would get his dick stuck in a drone

All of those things are things he said during his act.

Hey Nick,

As the Courier-Journal (who has been all over this)

Waaaaaaaaaaaah! Someone used legitimate logic and now he’s back in the grays!

Charlotte and Henry’s Chinese baby?

How brave of you, anonymous Internet commenter.

FYI - I’m getting a “This promo has been used up!” message on the Lyft code.

FYI - I’m getting a “This promo has been used up!” message on the Lyft code.

I can’t wait for Peter Thiel to fund Louis CK’s lawsuit against you pathetic, desperate morons.

Is that you, Tim Howard?

I’m pretty sure this is exactly how the Tupac vs Biggie feud started.

teams three or four additional off-days over the season (which is itself a very good thing

I think you’ve mistaken the word ‘takes’ with the word ‘questions’.

Did you feel good about this when you hit “Publish”? It’s fucking awful. The middle part where you rant is just long, run-on sentences that don’t have anything to do with... well, anything.

Honestly, you need to get a fucking life and quit worrying about shit that doesn’t affect you.