How did this gem from Barry Petchesky not make the list?

How the fuck did Drew “Trump’s going to get his ass kicked” Magary not make this list?

How disappointing we weren’t treated to Nick Martin’s stream of made-up bullshit to recap the game.

Never let facts get in the way of shitting on someone. Fulmer had left Tennessee a shell of itself and the cupboard was completely bare. Kiffin damn near upset Saban’s first national title team at Bama and recruited at a level so that Dooley was made to look slightly more competent than he was.

America has spoken and they say Michelle Beadle is just that off-putting.

That pass was as errant as a Barry Petchesky prediction.

That sentence is so fucking stupid.

What did Clemson’s win over a non-ACC South Carolina team have to do with cementing their place in the ACC Championship Game?

Burneko says Andrew Wiggins is “butt.” Should we give up on him?

There’s definitely no way that Thibs is just trying to get his core group more comfortable playing with each other. Great insight as always.

Pretty strong irony for Billy to chide LeBron for exaggerating Posse-Gate while he goes on to undermine Jackson’s career and the triangle.

Obama continued, “...and that dipshit from Deadspin, Barry whateverthefuck, said that ‘the Cavs are primed to fail at any moment’ two and a half months before they won the damn championship!”

Almost as good as his owning of the Deadspin Twitter account.

That’s assault, brother.

Who actually wrote this post? Obviously not Nick Martin since there were no tired shots at the NCAA included.

And David Blatt.

“The Cavs are primed to fail at any moment.” - the same jackass, in March

$50 to any non-animal charity of Deadspin’s choosing if Barry finally owns up to his shitty, “The Cavs are primed to fail at any moment,” take from March. You know, two and a half months before they won the goddam Finals.

“LeBron’s dunks are primed to fail at any moment.” - Barry

You ripping anyone for their content is truly ironic. Go aggregate more of Zack Lowe’s latest column, KD.