If you’d only watched the last five minutes of Game 7 of The Finals, you’d have seen one made basket.

What band? I think you forgot some words before this sentence since “the band” hasn’t been referenced at all before this.

Matt Lauer has been angling for the Jeopardy! job for years. He’ll probably poison Trebek over the summer to ensure the job is his after his NBC contract is up.

Crazy timing that this post came out the same day as Zach Lowe’s deep dive on Manu!

Is he going to fail like you predicted the Cavs were going to fail, 2.5 months before they won the World Championship?

Sure, but if you’re coming to Lifehacker/Deadspin for the “defined rules” you need about drinking at a party, you need way more defined rules in your life.

So brave.

I respect this move. Were you moved by Barry’s post yesterday about Rosenthal owning up to fucking up? If so, you should let Barry know it’s okay to write his mea culpa for saying the Cavs were “primed to fail at any moment” in March.

Come on, Barry. It’s not as if he wrote that the Cavs were “primed to fail at any moment” 2.5 months before they became World Champions.

Barry thought the Cavs were “primed to fail at any moment” in March. That was pretty wild and pretty fucking stupid.

Rose should have had the kid who took his SAT do this interview.

It was significantly easier to get weed than beer in high school, so I’d smoked quite a bit of pot before I ever had a beer. Senior year of high school, we were pre-gaming for a concert and I was about 15 bong rips in when someone brought some Rolling Rock to my buddy’s apartment. Because I was so stoned, I was loving…

Iguodala continued, “That Barry guy on Deadspin was totally right about the Cavs. They are primed to fail at any moment!”

*junior

Saban is not benching his players because the first game is against USC, not one of the SEC’s typical non conference opponents, a FCS football program.

Um... The Block?!? As Barry would say, “this list is primed to fail at any moment.”

“This murderer is primed to fail at any moment.”

Barry, when are the Cavs going to fail? You told us in March, “it’s well past time to worry about a roster that seems primed to fail at any time.”

Jesus Christ, those are a lot of words typed for a post that should have just been, “Go read ESPN’s new Sam Hinkie article (that the author apparently didn’t like but spent 10,000 words aggregating).”

To be fair, KD got $250k to go to Texas. I think most rising college freshmen would have done the same.