Fuck no.

Truly! How would someone EVER find an old episode of ‘Full House’ to watch?!?

KG is the fake-toughest guy to ever play in the NBA.

And if he’d cut and run, he’d have lost a year on his contract and millions of dollars.

I, for one, can’t wait to read Barry’s “cult of longform” response to this.

If you’re going to be an asshole, at least be able to write correctly.

And had this happened, Dirk and the Mavs never win in 2011...

We’re all aware that Greg Howard is on the Deadspin staff.

I just assumed that ‘Dog’ in the headline was referring to Rovell panting at attractive women again.

You’re a fucking moron.

Can someone please link the transcript of the podcasts so the aurally challenged can also enjoy?

Wonder if Deitsch will pimp out this Moskovitz piece like he does all the others? Something tells me no...

Bob Ryan can spout about how he saw the Warriors with the best players 1-8 a couple years ago, but he still once said that the ‘12-13 Lakers would have the best starting lineup of all-time.

Were Greg Howard’s self-indulgent manifestos about Whitlock not eligible?

“I don’t see anything wrong with Drummond’s shot, he looks like a skilled basketball player to me.” - Sam Biddle

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

It’s Tuesday now, but over the last two days, there’s been so damn much ado about a few seconds of dancing

Were pennants not available for FanDuel to also steal?

You don’t think there is anything interesting about a 6th round pick from LA Tech who got tricked by some guy and punched him 4 years ago so much that you read an entire story on ESPN about it, then came to Deadspin, read the story here and then left two multi-paragraph comments on it? Those are a lot of words for…