I mean, Susan Miller's story is the kind that makes people not believe women when they complain about fibromyalgia or migraines. And frankly, the more Susan stories you read, the LESS anything she says about her real life is believable because she is clearly looney-fucking-tunes. I love her horoscopes so much and I'm…

By all means.

Actually, face wise I think it is only the lips and different eyebrows and makeup. Ok, probably some cheek implants too. The face shape is different. But eyes and nose are the same.

Bingo. A lot of people are dismissing this as silly because they think astrology is silly. (And I agree it is a little silly!) But the real heart of the matter is that she collected money for a service she is not providing, and she won't show her fans/clients the respect of at least being honest about that.

I don't think it's totally fair to blame her fans for being angry. Whether or not you believe in astrology, this story glosses over a few things: For starters, the 'scopes are not "free" — some of it is free, but some people have a subscription that runs something like $5/month. And that stuff is also late…

Here's the thing. She's offering a paid service to a number of her readers and her newly-launched app is subscription-based. She fails to post the horoscopes on the first of the month, which is fine, but then there is no word from her or any of her staff for days if not weeks afterwards, leaving all her followers…

Sorry, how did you establish that her forecasts are "accurate"? Also, her telling another reporter she was sick—with an entirely different set of ailments—over a year and a half ago doesn't constitute "truth," but it just might offer further evidence that she is a hypochondriac.

Appearing regularly on Around the Horn is basically a forfeit of that master's degree.

At least Elliott went to Columbia Journalism, which still carries a little weight even though J-schools are collapsing left and right. Tebow is just GROSS.

But what she does have:

Dear god! He is ... *shudder*

This is some rich person vanity project nonsense. I grew up in Manhattan, very little of rich person bs amazes me, but this...whooo....whole new level of SEE HOW RICH WE ARE.

Hm, you make a good point.

I'm with you on Tebow — I don't need some sheltered churchy doofus delivering me his dumb opinions when I'm just trying to get my ass out the door to work — but GMA is quite woman-heavy and racially diverse. Their top anchor is Robin Roberts, who is a woman, African American, and a lesbian (and the best damn…

But GMA already has Michael Strahan!! We don't need more football players on that show!

I don't know about that. The people you describe sound more like TODAY show watchers, or whatever they're barfing up over at Fox. GMA watchers seem to be a bit more cosmopolitan.

But Gramercy is a really genteel, low-rise, pretty little oasis of bucolicness. I am a longtime Vogue reader and find Santo Domingo (aka "LSD," barf) to be supremely annoying, and Gramercy is my dream neighborhood, so maybe I'm too quick to take the side of the irate neighbors. But she is just soooo new money and…

Yup, I was born in 1971. Nice catch.

I met Mike Tyson about 2 years ago at a charity event for a hospital's aneurism/traumatic brain injury department . I was a camera operator for producer who interviewed him. On camera he talked about wishing how he could have been the person he is now back then. Off camera I got to chat with him for a bit between…