But .. you were the one who suggested that my family had a shitty dishwasher, high-horse accuser. That's really not nice. And I'm sure our dishwasher was fine, and it's super-lame that I feel a need to defend a giant, loud, dumb space-taking appliance I already disliked anyway. But I wasn't condescending, IMO. Maybe I…

None of these "all sex is rape" dildo repeaters have ever even read original text Andrea Dworkin. She was an incredibly educated philosopher, a polemicist, not a CAPS LOCK SHOUTY Internet-era idiot like Caitlin Moran (and for all Dworkin's difficulty she'd never grossly and arrogantly name a book How to Be a Woman).…

Not a fan by any means either. Very curious about her background. It will come out eventually. Like when the media took glee in high school pics of Lady Gaga as a basic, Ambercrombie-sporting rich girl and not an art school weirdo, or like when Rick Ross was outed as not a gangster but a corrections officer. I don't…

Ha ha, I've heard weirder stories too. I guess what I find questionable about Azalea's background is that it's so vague and also improbable — not impossible, per se, but just really unlikely. And it's also weird that everyone (meaning music rags, blogs, etc.) just seems to accept it. Interviewers not even asking basic…

Don't you think it's odd for someone to move by herself as a teenager several continents away if she's not attending a school exchange or on scholarship, or because her family moved? She's just leaving Australia for some random Florida town to live with some "grandmother" no one's ever actually seen to become a…

gross

Are you talking about the linked Page Six photo? He looks fairly doughy to me.

Actually I wouldn't know how good our dishwasher was since, unless it was a holiday or something, my sensible Irish Catholic mother expected us to wash our dishes at once instead of filling up the giant, stupid comes-with-every-80s-house dishwasher like lazy fucking idiots. But you know … you do you.

cannot argue with that, lady!

You make excellent points … in fact, I'd say people apply the WASP label to these women way more than they give it to themselves. Martha always talks about her Polish heritage and Gwyneth has always been proud of her half-Jewish heritage.

And you speak in cliches.

I'm explaining to you why dishwashers are stupid. You're the one who inexplicably wants two of them.

You basically have to half-wash a dish before putting into a dishwasher. Then you have to fill the dishwasher before running it. Then you have to run it, and then you have to unload it. This sounds a lot more labor-intensive than washing a dish in the sink.

I know this is a cliche, but … I actually will be in my bunk. :p

I'm half WASP but will only identify as Irish Catholic because these white ladies with their aggressive passive aggression and two dishwashers are embarrassing to be related to. Just wash the fucking dish yourself, idiots.

Martha Stewart was a billionaire for exactly five minutes before MSLO stock started tanking. It is currently in the toilet. The company lays off people hand over fist and is a revolving door for positions that remain. Anyone who reads her books or magazines knows that it is entirely repurposed crap. She is a mean…

I don't think this story is really about the validity of astrology, though. Even if you think astrology is bullshit (I see it as a harmless pastime — religion is far more dubious and actually causes widespread harm), Susan Miller is providing astrology as a service, and she is terrible at providing that service. Even…

But I feel like the Long Island Medium is largely seen as a charlatan, whereas Susan Miller is exalted by astrology fans. And she seems like such an obvious con artist to me.

God, are are you a Scorpio or something? Lighten up!

Dude, I know astrology is bullshit. But I can't say I have nothing in common with other late-May Geminis either, and really my only point here is that Susan Miller is terrible.