gimme a break was a great show. I would have loved to see her in Ain't Missbehsvin'.

I saw Annie on Broadway when I was 15 and Miss Hannigan was played by Nell Carter. She played it so differently but she was great.

I don't believe Charlie Hunnam for a second. I think this is three parts some contractually obligated bullshit he had to agree to spew to get out of his contract without being sued and one part an attempt to do some career rehab and paper over the fact that he agreed to be in a terrible movie and then backed out at…

Yes! But she's equal opportunity and has also shown affection for #teamcatpurse

If no one else is going to say it, then I guess I have to. I just don't know if I think the world is ready for an Annie who...you know...has pupils.

Everybody's heart belongs to Carol Burnett. Especially if you were a theatre kid.

Passive-aggressive people are the worst. I call them "pass-ass."

For real, though. A celebrity wedding-crasher has to have some seriously high self-regard to think, "I'm going to make their day complete—watch this!" Rude.

"And put a shirt on"

Society would grind to a halt if everyone only did what they loved doing. I say this as a finance administrator and bookkeeper. It's boring as hell, but someone has to do it. The only reason Miley can fuck around gluing crap on other crap and call it art is because she employs and army of people managing her finances,…

YES. Every vapid idle wastrel rich person always proclaims some variation of, "Think good thoughts and good things will come to you!!" or "I fill my life with positive energy! No time for negativity!!" I'm like, yeah, easy for you to say. You don't live from day to day wondering if you're going to have enough food or…

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" has always struck me as one of the most classist "proverbs" to ever exist. Nice sentiment if you happen to be one of those people with enough money to do whatever the fuck you want all the time.

"But seriously, maybe we should make a list of things Jennifer Lawrence is good at:"

I know he hasn't been sufficiently shunned by the industry, being that he's still getting work and all, but I believe that the tide has turned, and using him as your photographer makes a company seem really out of date, like the losers who get to "edgy" about a year too late. He and his tired style of overlit, pervy…

She is ah-mazing. Probably my all-time favorite.

I feel like everyone who is familiar with models knows that Gisele is one of the athletic ones (along with Hilary Rhoda, Karlie, Naomi, etc.). I mean sure, she's no Misty Copeland, but Gisele looks strong — she's not exactly a waif. I find her representation of the brand totally unsurprising.

No one likes Matt Lauer, and TODAY's ratings blow — why would anyone want to keep this asshole happy? NBC brass are a bunch of dummies, apparently. I imagine a lot of snickering over at GMA about ol' helicopter boy.

"women are always taught that our bodies are private"

Because no one and nothing is safe, especially sensitive, private, nude photos of some of the most famous women on Earth.

And they don't get much opportunity to do "art movies" because they're too busy lining their coffers with the proceeds of the hyperviolent blockbusters they choose to do instead.