"And also you have a weird inability to read tone." I have no such inability. Perhaps I misread you this time, but you must understand that when you are super sarcastic on the Internet, a lot of people may misread your tone and find it bitter rather than humorous. I feel like that's Internet 101. But I am indeed sorry…

Post-partum depression is very serious, and anyone who experiences it has all my sympathy. I know from serious, clinical depression — it's terrible.

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thank you! I really appreciate that.

thank you for the much needed laugh in this dang thread! I literally LOL'd

You are MY favorite (this is my PM handle). Thank you, sweetheart :)

She wishes, unless "Wayans brother in a Barbie weave" is what passes for drag these days. And Rich Juz hasn't been on his game since he stopped doing ANTM recaps.

I replied to you in error, yes (also: I'm sorry!)

Keep it up, quietly deleting comments after a day or so, comments that are not even anti-trans, just that you don't like for some reason. You are Jezebel's next Hugo Schwyzer.

Who the fuck is Jimi Hendricks?

I respect Cindy, but she's such a square (or was at the time of House of Style). Cindy's the OG, we've all got to give her that, but Amber and Shalom were so much more fun.

Heffa stole that whole look from Manila Luzon

Yeah. Because we're clearly lacking in models who could host such a thing. *eyeroll*

I'm pretty sure Season 1 judging took place in a broom closet or storage room. There's probably a boiler/furnace lurking in the background.

No, you're right, the timing of this barista's .. um, oppression? is awfully auspicious. But it seems like dumb AA-Dov luck in the end, I mean have you read the interviews with this woman? Total fameballer. Trashy and a bit racist too.

I feel like we all knew Isis years before Andreja. But Andreja is obviously fabulous too. I love them both and wish them all visibility and success.

I think it's just your garden-variety Internet fameballing. Barista chick will be notorious for a week but then return to her job, a year from now clutching at her worn-out AA bikini top and yelling "I couldah been a contendah!" at people who just want their fuckin' coffee

But who the hell even watched Smash? ;)

I agree with you that Woody Allen is probably the least affected by this closing, but it is hardly a "popular belief" that 99% of people in the theater world are rolling in dough. In fact I've never met ANYONE who believes that.