My little girl is wearing an Elizabethan collar right now and she is just a walking meme .. I'm trying so hard to stay strong.

Is this like when Ashley Dupre "ruined" Eliot Spitzer, or Monica Lewinsky "ruined" Clinton? Seriously, WTF with that headline?

Part of me is like, People, leave your damn cats in peace and stop making them into Internet memes. The other part of me is like, Jam on it, Keyboard Cat, yeah!!! (The latter half is winning out. Rock on Keyboard Cat!!!)

I mean, yeah, it worked in the sense that it was poop-on-able (heh) and it clumped decently, but it just ~stinks~. And I've had other cat people tell me "Oh, I just scoop the litter, I never even change it, which … ew. But I feel like if I'm gonna be dumping it every week why not just get the cheap clay stuff? I tried…

OH MY GOD. Your kitty … she is like, made for cuddling. She's so pillowy! A+ cat loaf Miss Lady!

You are the coolest in this whole post. Damn.

RE: Run, I got to :37 before pronouncing it corny. Car chase? Corny. Stripper butts? Corny. Sean Penn? Jesus fucking christ CORNY.

I only get super annoyed when the male sharks pretend to take an incredibly dumb product seriously because it's being pitched by good-looking, perky women, like that terry cloth shower cap one is supposed to wear when cooking fish before a night out on the town, or something weirdly specific that never actually…

I love her too. Samira is the prettiest lady, and Poussey is my favorite character.

I have to give him props for marrying the daughter of the CEO of Universal? And the heck is a "solid family"? It's nice if they managed to breed and not get a divorce after 5 years, but these aren't really accomplishments.

Joshua John Miller was better in River's Edge at 11 years old than any of the above people have been in anything (including Leo, excluding Sara as Darlene and Q-Tip in general), plus he's a pretty well-received novelist with a fancy MFA and shit … I think we can give him a little more credit than just for being in Teen…

OK, but please don't post that goddamn "Jolene" video. I just can't take it anymorrrr

Sorry to pile on this boob nonsense, but Madonna's also a world-class athlete. Her shoulders, delts, and pecs are all working to keep those babies hoisted up. It has more of an effect than people realize, I'm convinced. *off to do pushups*

I said it WASN'T Lady Gaga levels of bad, but please do continue to yell at me. BTW I was referring to the "I love men" part of SW's quote in relation to Lady Gaga's "I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars."

The seat cost 25K, not 250K, genius, and if you read this thread you'd see I have no dislike for Upton at all. If you think the Uptons are regular Joes, then good on you. You very aggressively want me to be some jealous person, when I've already stated Upton's execellence at pinup style modeling. It is you that has…

Dude is there some reason you need Kate Upton to be your working-class Dairy Queen? Cuz she aint.

I want to know what went on in those "fifteen minutes" she was alone in his office.

I think you're being a kittle disingenuous with saying horsey girls don't typically have money. My own sister was an excellent equestrienne but did she make it as far as fucking Georgina Bloomberg, no. Because it is a sport for rich girls.

Her great-grandfather was the cofounder — maybe the Uptons are no longer in the fridge biz, but that doesn't mean they don't profit from it. She is a rich girl. It is subtlety emphasized in most fashion profiles of her (e.g., all of the equestrienne blather) and probably the reason why Anna Wintour likes her. If Upton…

Something really weird did go down between them, though. I don't think Jacobs is stealing her ideas (although she is quite stylish and offbeat-ly charming, so I wish she'd stop obsessing about Jacobs and focus on herself) or that he mind-masters Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga, but something happened between him and Barta…