It doesn’t. Has there ever been a theater shooting where the guy brought a bag? Not that I recall. The Batman shooter used the emergency exit. It’s nonsense through and through.

My ex-husband named his son Jagger. I once broke up with him in high school for not taking me to a Rolling Stones concert. I feel like there may be some underlying thing going on there.

Interesting one! This is a sufficiently unusual and complex mix of flavors that I really cannot tell how it would taste, from reading it.

Aw, sorry to hear that.

Um. That song was written by Brandy Clark, Shane McAnally and Kasey Musgraves. I know this because they are credited as writers for the song. I am not sure if you are aware of this, but Kasey Musgraves is a songwriter. She writes songs both for herself and for others. That is how that works. So no need to be mad.…

lol a) the second my parents are gone i either a) sequester myself or b) tell everyone i know to come visit. so i feel your friend on that one.

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

Probably a figure of speech. However, it’s best that this particular figure of speech is taken a bit more seriously than saying someone is as “cute as a button,” or some other crap.

In Australia, we are classy as fuck.

They were together 10 years. That’s a pretty good run.

Kids should not be getting drunk and playing with fireworks!!

Thanks for the recommendation! I was hoping to find some awesome new suggestions in the comment area of this article.

I almost exclusively listen to female country artists - not because there aren’t talented male artists out there, but because the majority of male artists make music that is boring and interchangeable. My fiancé and I play “country bingo” where we count the number of times words like “back road,” “tailgate,” and…

The entire album is just so damn good.

I have a Pistol Annies Pandora station that also happens to play the UBER classics frequently (Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, etc.). It’s my favorite. It’s really a shame the female artists aren’t getting played on the radio. The lyrics are overwhelmingly more nuanced than most of what’s being promoted right now.

I kept mine when I found out he cheated too. Sold it and bought a puppy.