It doesn’t. Has there ever been a theater shooting where the guy brought a bag? Not that I recall. The Batman shooter used the emergency exit. It’s nonsense through and through.

My ex-husband named his son Jagger. I once broke up with him in high school for not taking me to a Rolling Stones concert. I feel like there may be some underlying thing going on there.

Interesting one! This is a sufficiently unusual and complex mix of flavors that I really cannot tell how it would taste, from reading it.

Aw, sorry to hear that.

Um. That song was written by Brandy Clark, Shane McAnally and Kasey Musgraves. I know this because they are credited as writers for the song. I am not sure if you are aware of this, but Kasey Musgraves is a songwriter. She writes songs both for herself and for others. That is how that works. So no need to be mad.…

lol a) the second my parents are gone i either a) sequester myself or b) tell everyone i know to come visit. so i feel your friend on that one.

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

Probably a figure of speech. However, it’s best that this particular figure of speech is taken a bit more seriously than saying someone is as “cute as a button,” or some other crap.

In Australia, we are classy as fuck.

They were together 10 years. That’s a pretty good run.

Thanks for the recommendation! I was hoping to find some awesome new suggestions in the comment area of this article.

I almost exclusively listen to female country artists - not because there aren’t talented male artists out there, but because the majority of male artists make music that is boring and interchangeable. My fiancé and I play “country bingo” where we count the number of times words like “back road,” “tailgate,” and…

Dear Lord you just named about all my favorite 80s/9os female signers! Gotta add in the Forester Sisters, Cyrstal Gayle, Mary Chapin Carpenter (my ALL time favorite) and, of course, Pam Tillis - Queen of Denial ... okay, so there’s more than I can name.

The entire album is just so damn good.

I have a Pistol Annies Pandora station that also happens to play the UBER classics frequently (Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, etc.). It’s my favorite. It’s really a shame the female artists aren’t getting played on the radio. The lyrics are overwhelmingly more nuanced than most of what’s being promoted right now.

“Biscuits” is a great song. And because it’s not getting played on the country stations in town, the station managers at the indie rock station and the college station (who actually would have played it some, no matter what) have both put it on heavy rotation.

I kept mine when I found out he cheated too. Sold it and bought a puppy.