You can have my cheap wine when you pry it from your cold dead hands. Because in this scenario, I have murdered you for touching my wine.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

I go every morning after I drink my coffee. I thought everyone did.

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This makes so much sense, and I’m so glad to know this now. I’m very short (4’11”) with kind of proportionally short arms and big boobs, and some poses are just damned impossible for me to “look” right doing. But remembering to just take my body as it is (I mean, what’s the alternative? I can’t lengthen my arms), and…

the hot dogs are everything.

Other great Costco things not mentioned above or in the comments:

Any gym that lets patrons go barefoot is a gym I am quitting.

The directors obviously didn’t give a shit about those Fantastic Four’s fans who are racist.

“Go outside and walk around”.

The Rock is one of the few people who I forgive for being in such terrible movies because he seems like just the nicest, most awesome person. Call me, bb.

I get that you’re stuck on how gross the idea is but it’s infinitely preferable to testing on animals, which is a thousand times more disgusting. So...I guess I’m having a little trouble with the simple sentiment of “ew” here. The ethics outweigh the ew factor by about a million. I’m not a vegetarian who claims the…

IT PUTS THE AGE DEFYING LOTION ON ITS SKINNNNNNN.

These are the reason I try and fly Southwest exclusively.

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Cuz then we’d have to let them vote, and not just tax them heavily, like we do now. It has to do with the American policy of “No Taxation Without Representation (whites only).”

My strategy is to "cheat" when it is worth it. For example, if I am taking a trip somewhere that they are famous for BBQ you can bet I am going to crush some delicious BBQ while I am there and love every minute of it. However, when on my way there and I stop to get some lunch at your basic fast food restaurant I…

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

As a curly-haired girl I can attest that not using them on my hair has made it much shinier and less frizzy. It's not a matter of them being unsafe, just that they don't agree with my hair. (co-washing forever!!!!!!)

Questioning is good, but this isn't new by any stretch of the imagination.