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Vin Diesel=Hotness.

Nancy Drew has been one of my heroes since I was little! Nancy also has a great computer game series from Her Interactive that I definitely recommend playing if you're into mystery games. I've been playing them since I got my hands on the second one in 2000. They're great for people to play with kids, too.
This is the

Not wearing underwear means you definitely want to get raped, whereas wearing underwear means you only probably want to get raped.

While you were taking your dog for a walk in the pouring rain, waiting for him to poop so you could clean it with a bag, and then drying him with an old towel and realising your clothes now inexplicably smell like wet dog, my cat and I finished watching Orange is The New Black on Netflix and decided to take a nap.

This is absolutely, 1000% part of the conservative plan. By denying low income women the services they need to avoid an unplanned pregnancy, they perpetuate a class of people that can be paraded out to terrify their (mostly wealthy, religious) base while also ensuring a horde of people willing to work for almost

The new logo looks like the 3D effects I'd use for birthday cards I made my parents in early versions of MS Word in the mid-90s.

It's that thing... Where Lars Von Trier and Rob Zombie had a movie baby... But also Species.

This is the most I've cared about tennis in God knows how long.

I love how Big Freeda's main point was if you're going to do it, do it well. Don't make the gimic "I'm a white girl doing a stereotypically black thing," make it "I'm whatever race I am and I'm going to twerk the shit out of this song."

I love Big Freedia, and I love bounce music in general - partially because it's ubiquitous here and incredibly fun to listen and dance too, but partially because it is one of the very few subgenres of rap or hiphop that openly support and embrace female, gay, or transgender performers (like Big Freedia herself). This

Not quite expounded upon: Iowa also just gone done taking part in a long-term contraceptive study, where it offered long-term options (IUDs, implants) to women for FREE. The number of long-term contraceptives being used in Iowa skyrocketed. Isn't it amazing how providing women with safe and effective methods at

I cut my hair when the moment strikes me. When I'm drunk, usually. That's always a good moment. Gave myself a mohawk on my birthday last week, as a little fuck you from myself and my Vodka to all the bullshit about getting closer to 40. Cutting my own hair is cathartic sometimes. And shaving your head is a fucking

I get what this is about, but as a mixed race person, I don't think keeping the battle lines drawn is a good thing. This is White. This is Black. And never the twain shall meet! If you are White and do a Black thing, I shall tear you down! If you are Black and do a White thing, I shall tear you down! All that ends

As someone who used to work in sales, that salesgirl is an idiot. Not for failing to recognize Oprah, but for totally missing a good sales pitch. If a customer wants to look at something you think they can't afford- show it to them! Tell them about how great the item is, then mention the price. If they say it's too

The term is "Fannibals." Tumblr is so educational! Also, maaaany fangirls are married with kids, so that bit rang a bit false.