"One Million Moms" is the reason I started shopping at JC Penney again.

SECONDED. AND ALSO THEY SHOULD GO ON TOUR WITH JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS.

"If time travelers are constantly changing the past, they are not very good at it. Why did they not avoid two disastrous and pointless world wars in the past century?"

1 million points to you! (I will never tire of the Jared-moose references)

Thanks for this...I was seeing what seemed like super negative reviews when I was really hoping this would be great, cheesey, summer fun for which I have a great appreciation. I am looking forward to laughing my way through this with a giant bucket of popcorn in my lap.

I've never taken anything either. It used to be much more frequent than it is now, but I had no idea what it was and not much money for doctoring. I just suffered through. This meant walking around the block at 4am sometimes.

I've had bouts with this on and off for years and it is the most infuriating thing while trying to sleep, for both you and whatever partner you share a bed with.

hahhaha! I don't think Houma counts as "the rest of the state" though. Y'all are down here in the weird southeast region with us! It's all them northern Louisianans that might as well be Texans or Mississipians.

You could come try living in New Orleans...where we're pretty cool with whatever but surrounded by a state that really isn't. I think most of this state would be happy if we weren't here.

Today's winner!

I am from Detroit and I have family still in Michigan. I know. I wasn't suggesting people do want to move back, only that this was an option considered in the current city I live in.

There was discussion of a similar idea here in New Orleans after Katrina. There was really, at first, no way to know who would be moving back, who would be rebuilding their homes, and what neighborhoods would come back when. There was discussion thrown around of just making the city footprint smaller and not having…

I feel the opposite. The larger a bug gets, the more freaked out I get. But, living in the sub-tropics has helped this substantially. You'd have to lock yourself in a permanent panic room to avoid giant bugs and critters here.

My crippling fear of zombies kept me from getting past episode 1 of Walking Dead. I just couldn't do it. (Though, honestly, I think my crippling fear of zombies is probably displacement of anxiety/fear to help me with my anxiety/ptsd disorder.)

Like a horror version of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Bravo for a wonderfully written review!!

I had one cat who would get into the catnip, roll around in it so it was all in his fur and then eat it. He would then go into such a stoner state of sedation that I would check for breathing often.

EMERGENCY SALT N BURN.

Sweet Deans!

The cat looks so sorrowful while Spock remains impassive. His inability to emote has left kitty physically held but emotionally unfulfilled.