haha I was like "omg is he using a phone?!!"

That's exactly what I was going to say. The day my cat stops chewing on my nail file and starts using it will be the day I know the reign of humanity is over.

I like this and at the same time think this is one of the oddest tie ins I've ever seen. I guess I would just never think Spiderman plus nail polish in the same sentence. But then who ever thinks anything plus anything in these marketing schemes. And how else are they gonna get us women folk interested?

I read the books during the fall. I was only going to read a book per season, after the season ended, but I couldn't stop. Now, the show cannot come fast enough for me because I know what's coming and how awesomely they are going to present it. I still don't know if I wish I'dve waited to read them or not!

oooh that is not a well dressed crowd. hee.

I wanted to post a gif to aptly depict me right now watching this but I can't find one that is a cross between that cookie monster gif and the snl crying fangirls.

I'm still trying to figure out how Stealthy Dwarf is both the dumbest and greatest thing.

Much like the rest of Singh's films (excluding The Fall; the exception that proves the rule) this will be visually all that I want everything to be but emotionally eh.

Yup, I'd probably watch a whole 90 minutes of her freaking out over fluffy things.

I CAN'T EVEN ANYMORE. I CAN'T. I'm starting to question my very existence and everything that I do on a daily basis because I feel like I really should be spending all of my time caring for sloths.

Twelve seasons and a theme park!

USA Up All Night was a weekend movie feature on the USA network. It was always some horrible, cheesy, low-budget flick with lots of jiggle action. The movie had a host who would generally make fun of it. Gilbert Godfried was host for a while and then probably most famously, by Rhonda Shear. See attached video.

I think the softcore porn is "softcore porn" and that is where the parody/self-awareness will be. Sort of like those horrible movies that used to be on USA Up All Night..?

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. eh. Is this another one of those premises based on how much doods need to get away from the womens cuz women be trippin?

And totally snubbed at the Oscars!

Exactly. This is why Bring it On and Snakes on a Plane are listed among the greats. At least the list of Greats that I keep in my head.

I LOVED Piranha 3D with zero shame whatsoever. The whole movie was very tongue in cheek and bordering on parody just enough so that you know everyone is in on the joke, but its still funny and awesomely gross.

For some reason, I feel like these are bugs I could handle and probably touch without freaking.

This synopsis is reminding me of The Burbs, but in a good way. That is an amazing, underrated movie.

You had me at Scott Speedman. And then the trailer had me at Scott Speedman is the super hot lit teacher of your high school dreams. Also it looks interesting. But mostly, I'm shallow and love me some Speedy.