The idea of a Clue remake makes me so angry....like flames on the side of my face angry. See what I did there?

I think I probably would've just cried like a small child and then pee'd myself. When people threaten you with their eyeteeth they mean srs bsn.

President Roslin: "I'M COMING FOR ALL OF YOU!" Still gives me chills. (Sorry for the crap quality, only youtube I could find)

Such a book does exist! "A Martian Wouldn't Say That" by Leonard Stern. The title comes from an exec's note on My Favorite Martian.

So, this is basically another movie about two chicks fighting over a boy. Genius.