I was horrified initially, but now I am BEYOND.

Every part of me just says, nope won’t see it.

I feel guilty when I buy a pair of earrings that are over $10. Except if they’re cat earrings, then I might go up to $21.

It kind of seems like they would be the perfect couple*. Maybe this is modern courtship**.

anything non-human really

Murdered a drifter or actually an alien wanting to distract from the fact that she’s slowly morphing into her inhuman self. Either/or.

Pale vomit in Nashville or Valencia

Death — or the prospect of death — has a way of clearing away everything that is not real full of million dollar memoir potential, and in that space of stark and utter realness potentially making millions of dollars, I was faced with this truth: I do not it is not enough to merely love Rayya; I am in love with Rayya I…

If only Paris and Barron could be implicated in a murder while there...this could easily become the best murder mystery of all time. Like Agatha Christie on acid.

the ongoing concept that personal self-empowerment is equal to feminism, that feeling good about oneself in a difficult and inequitable world is enough, and that doing so absolves one’s self of having to feel empathy or understanding of others

My best guess:

Finally, someone who gets it.

Clearly it’s a baby Al Pacino

Ugh my dream of life is to attend one of these...can you please announce all future cat events on the front page in bold letters?

I don't speak Canadian

A professional doucherag once said to my friend (who he’d slept with and Catalano’d), “you would be the perfect person if only you were thinner.”

Truly saddened. Suicide and bullying are two of the greatest diseases of our time.

Them Kardashians love themselves a murderer

Easily the best non cat related post ever.

I was fifteen, and the X-Files was filmed in our town. While out and about downtown on a weekend afternoon, my best friend and I spotted David Duchovny heading to his car. We shouted at him to stop so we could say hi. He didn't, so we threw rocks in his direction.