Of course it does! It’s hard to ruin the rims when it overheats within 30 seconds. $65,000 is the lowest I can go. When you consider how many e46's I’ve owned, it’s a totally unique car.

I used to say that during swim class, then they made me stop watching the girl’s swim class from the fence.

I’m hip to that joke.

While you’ve got the autonomous driving angle handled, I believe you’re forgetting about integrated theft protection. Boosting your ride just involves a handful of these:

I feel like this is as good a place as any to point out that the chef telling the story runs vegan restaurants, so it isn’t actually ice cream anyway.

click the share button... it gives you a link to youtube:

So I help out a charity that runs free advanced driver safety course for teens, we had an event in Pomona at the fair grounds this weekend. The first thing we talk about is any recent traffic deaths, every event we have something major in LA or Orange County to talk about. This weekend it was this. One of the parents…

I just did this, except it was my nail and it pulled a strip of the nail bed with it.

Bloody fucking heeeeeeeeeellllll!

Yeah, it says the top is dishwasher safe so I through it in the dishwasher before bed so it’d be clean when I woke up the next morning.

Yeah, it says the top is dishwasher safe so I through it in the dishwasher before bed so it’d be clean when I woke…

Actually my first thought was will it Hyabusa.

Life-size Micro-machine!

Every edge on itd interior gives you hepatitis or tetanus.

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question:

That’s not a bad methodology to apply to many things in life.

so does that mean the sexes aren't equal?

You want me to crash now too? For expressing an opinion? Would you like me to burn or bleed out you bloodthirsty fucking asshole?

An employee and friend was injured in the incident. Any help is welcome

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

You absolutely nailed the boat thing. My wife wanted a boat and I made this deal - we will rent a boat or fishing guide every time we have the time and inclination to go. Once that costs exceeds the price of owning a boat over a 3 month period, then we will buy a boat.

thank you