It looks like a guy just a few seconds into the video got hit.

No comedians are reading your dribble and taking notes, fuckwit.

Yup, imported ones are rusty as balls. The brake lines were probably a hazard.

One a month comes up on bay area craigslist, which is odd since you have to jump through countless hoops in California.

I’d love to see how many people they lost because of this. Must be literally dozens.

My usernames have gotten me laid. Sorry it’s not working out for the rest of you.

Wow, apple actually built a machine with <current year> hardware?!

Or a pour over.

Do aliens even have pussies to grab?

Let’s all have a nice chat about how a 2x4 isn’t 2"x4"

Or proponent for birth control and abortion.

“Leave the seating for old people, women and children who want or need them.”

That guy is clearly 1.5 people wide.

Or telegram or discord or regular old SMS or imessage or anything but facebook.

If humans weren’t so evil maybe they’d be worth caring about.

Lemon sorbet for when I piss myself laughing.

Yes, because being a douchebag is a character defect, being not white isn’t.

It lets me know to stay away from you on the road because you got in and drove a car with a bug problem so bad you can’t see out of it.

CA does too, and I don’t mind. What’s the big deal?

CA also lets you leave that cardboard plate from the used car lot in for like a decade.