cattlewankfuntime
Micro-dosing Gawker's Tears
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At first glance the lines looked like guy wires holding down a giant inflatable mustang, and I’m trying to figure out what the hell ford marketing is trying to say with that.

“Despite his restraints, he reportedly still managed to flip his wheelchair over in the airport”

There’s only so many ways you can do Gin, tonic, and lime.

Same parts cost, but some places have markup, and about 20 hours at $100 an hour. (if the book says 50 hours, you might get charged way more)

As a middle child I have to say the struggle is real.

I have one next door, and it’s literally awesome. Even when he’s tuning up straight piped SBCs, it’s more annoying when some cock biter goes by on his harley revving just for the hell of revving.

Didn’t get the manual, didn’t the get mazdaspeed.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, LADY!

  • Attention problems

I have 356 AC in my car. 3 windows (one is a sunroof) and 65MPH.

Is that van popping a wheelie?!

This isn’t strange at all...

Wire wheels, whitewalls, flat tire, missing paint, purple tint. (yes I can tell it’s purple from the black and white photo)

The car is pussy magnet yellow, so you’re half right.

Go watch chubby girls doing roller derby or a couple bearded men in round glasses circuit bending speak and spells and shut the front door.

I’m gust here for jifs of gulius the jiraffe.

Is that Neo’s version of himself in the matrix?

There was more punching back then too.