He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

I’m a guy, I think 6’1 maybe, but to add to that I notice the same thing. A lot of shorter guys I know seem to overcompensate by acting overly macho or aggressive, a typical Napoleon complex if you will (I know, Napoleon wasn’t actually short.)

Come on now. I hear they be introducing a Nobel for this.

Yup. Obviously the intent of the author is well meaning, but there is so much wrong with the execution.

I was hoping someone would post the infinite reaction version. Thanks for being that hero.

Eventually, someone on Jalopnik is going to have their Craigslist ad nominated by another user, at which point the mother of all internet arguments breaks out.

I fixed the error, bit I can’t bring myself to dismiss this, it’s too good.

“Jalopnik Crotch-Cam system...”

Too funny. Once again a Jezebel feminista tries to defend pussy privilege with snark.

Botulism injections? Were you drinking fermented grapes when you wrote this? Do you ask for compressed carbon at the jewelry store? Do you put churned milk on your toast?

With all the traction this is getting in the tech blogs I would imagine Microsoft will be clarifying a few things soon, or at least I hope.

“Life is about dreams and dreams happen in the head where hair lives. Hair is expression ranch sauce mimosa. Other things. And pretty wonderful.”

Am I allowed to have a Jew-fro even if I’m not Jewish?

That statement made no damn sense. It’s like a bunch of buzzwords to trick people into thinking they know what the hell they are talking about.

I used to snort lines of oxycontin, cocaine and xanax mixed together and about the size of your index finger, and while I no longer do that, I still am addicted to nicotine. I’ll take the rubber band then.

What are the feelings from folks about vaping in public spaces where you can’t smoke? I kinda can’t stand having to be in a store and watch a dude blow his “vape smoke” into a salesperson face.

Yeah, I agree. It definitely isn’t as easy to work with as some other solutions. But it’s worth it. Great picture!

Give this a few minutes to upload:

some women just can’t take a cumpliment