“signal you’re full by placing your chopsticks on your plate parallel to you.” there are no straight lines on me after dim sum.

How does it test wifi it it’s plugged into Ethernet?

“hashtag not all sorority girls” is what you’re saying?

Mods are asleep, post sinks!

The free ride is over, pal.

“but officer, Mr.R said it was legit”

Better than gang members recruiting by hanging out near your kid’s schools and telling them to kill someone to get in

Are they saying “boom boom”(?) because that’s what I call poop.

The kids probably can’t, but the parents mostly likely can spell. They’re probably looking for the same thing though.

Damn, now I need to see if our ice cream truck is dealing. How do I even ask?

That's an oddly specific piece of stock art.

XKCD. Always relevant.

There definitely be some sheeple that need awakening.

So wait, what's the answer? How do we settle this whole thing?

“I have no idea where the rage is coming from”

Sadly it’s auto, but I voted NP anyway.

You married him and shat out a kid? Interdasting.

You gonna cut their hands off, psycho?

The “Not all men” quote or...?

T.G.I.F? Is that the place with all the goofy shit on the walls?