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I bought two Kensington branded bower banks that look exactly like that aukey one. Except black control panel instead of white. Has to be from the same factory. One doesn’t power up over about 90°f, like after sitting in a hot car past 10am, the other had a blob of solder in the usb port that was rattling around and

I bought two Kensington branded bower banks that look exactly like that aukey one. Except black control panel

CHP was lane splitting today, I moved way over, like I normally do for all motorcycles. He didn’t even wave.

Do it doesn’t. Reality is a kill or be killed darwinism hellscape.

>implying breitbart is fair and balanced.

“THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A TRUMP RALLY BECAUSE OF THE ORANGE SHIRTS GET IT BECAUSE TRUMP IS ORANGE GET IT?... GET IT?!”

And they just call it food.

You think their “getting uppity” over a minor inconvenience before FLYING THROUGH THE SKY IN A METAL TUBE had more to do with their ejection than their race/religion/skin color etc?

The boys bathroom at a school sure as hell isn't a safe space for anyone.

She’s literally a machine churning out garbage at her controllers demand.

No it’s that he made it up to leave her because he didn’t like her any more. Jokes on him because now he’s stuck telling lies to cover up more lies.

They’re causing global warming. “Nefarious” for sure.

Engine manufacturers must be really good at what they do if their engines don’t produce exhaust other than water vapor.

I’ve now renamed “crop dusting” to “chemtrailing” for when I’m walking past my coworkers and farting.

You know the “reductio ad hitlerum” or whatever? There should be a “reductio ad H2O IS A CHEMICAL HURR DURR”

Mind control nanobots aren’t a chemical.

Says the rocket scientist. How do we know you’re not in on it? SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!

They’ve always been real. Anyone who denies it is clearly a lizard people mind control victim shill.