Clearly you’re at a reflecting pool at some corporate event, not some pleb beach, and some lush is in the water AGAIN. Just let her drown this time.

“secret sauce” is 1) thousand island dressing 2) not actually a secret here’s the recipe

I use my turn signals too, while cutting people off HARD!

Raving lunatic with a gun gets shot... *cough* *cough* I mean a helpless black woman was MURDERED by the evil police.

I feel the same way about tom cruise, but I doubt you’ll call me on it because you don’t have a man crush on tom cruise.

Monday: Drake’s lunch

Haha you let that dirtbag knock you up? Thrice? You’re the problem as much as he is. Leave him, let him fallow.

With those mosquito bites? Naaah

Like a perfectly crafted dick pic, what is he trying to say with his choice of music?

Wow, throwing pokeballs straight was already broken, now they make curve balls super shitty too. If the Pokemon is at its farthest distance it's nearly impossible to hit.

Florida.

You hipsters love this shit, admit it.

I didn’t know auto trader was a thing where stuff happens. And I guess doug saw the writing on the wall with gawkers bankruptcy. The rats are fleeing the sinking ship.

Chevy V6 turbo. Anyone want to trade for my 300k mi m10? Piss on it and it'll do 1000hp for your F1 car.

“20 lugnuts are worth one wheel to a dealer.” That's the real crime.

Some might say that would be an emerGMC.

Holy shit why even have a pro version if they take away pro features?! Why take away pro features (tiered os versions) at all?!

And nothing of value was added.